1. When you go into a department store, the first thing you go for is...
the wide-brimmed hats or the kid's section. they're having a huge sale on spiderman tees!! the band tees, avaitor sunglasses, or make-up section to peep the eyeliner. the men's section. everything else just looks stupid on me. i'll boune around from looking at skirts, cute stillettos, and coach bags! women's section to buy jeans or men's section to buy tees. it depends on what i need. it depends on what i'm in the mood to wear. i might look at the men's section, women's section, purses or cute sunglasses.
2. The most expensive thing in your closet is...
your limited edition nike high tops with the special gold trim you ordered from japan. the large amount of hair dye, hair product, hair scissors, razors, and accessories you have. that DC hat from Lids. your Jimmy Chu stillettos or Coach handbag. the Used tee you bought when you went to see them. the pride flag i got at the parade.
3. Your hair is pretty much...
choppy and kind of short, similar to Shane's. longer, with various colors. I cut and dye it myself mohawk. shaved. really short. filled with extentions and it's really long, blonde and pretty. long enough so that i can put it in a ponytail. well, i had it long with extentions, but i cut it off and i have a mohawk, but i want to grow it out so that i can have a Shane-do.
4. When you go to a show...
you get crunk on the floor and rip your tight pants. sing every song and jump in and out of the mosh pit. you don't want to get hurt, but you like the rush. get into fights with guys before the show even starts and once it does, you most likely get kicked out for knocking teeth and dropping bows. stand on the side lines and check out the hot girls around you. you don't know the band and you obviously don't want to break a nail in the pit, you came here for the girls, hello! follow your friends around, do a few hardcore dance steps, and leave early. it's way too loud there for you, and you'd rather listen to ani difranco anyways. you wonder what the fuck a show is...?
5. When you first meet a girl that you think is hot, you...
show her a few of your hardcore two steps and tell her that her shoes rule. look over at her a few times, smile and wait for her to come over. go up to her, act shy, play with her hair, kiss her on the cheek, you know. the gentlemen type thing. ladies love it. ask her if she's a lesbian, and if she says yes, make out with her. if she says no, ask her if she wants to be. stay far far away. hot girls think you're a dork. i'd want to get in so i could be her friend first and then maybe i'd do something when we were alone.
6. You're going on your first date. Where are you going and what do you wear?
to a hardcore show. i wear what i normally wear, tight jeans, a bandana around my neck, and my nike high tops. to the movies and out to wendy's after. i'm a cheap date, what can i say?
i wear something casual, like jeans. to a nice resturant by the beach.
i'm going to have to look nice, so a button up with some jeans. maybe a tie if it fits. to the beach for a fun day in the sun.
i'm going to wear my sexiest string bikini. i would ask her to come over so i could make her dinner.
i'd wear a nice shirt and probably some black pants. i would ask her if it's ok if my boyfriend came first.
and if she says sure, we will just go back to my place.
7. Your celebrity crush is...
Katherine Moennig Kat Von D Keira Knightly Tila Tequila Ellen Degeneres I have no clue.
8. What pisses you off most about guys?
they always punch too hard in the mosh pit. they are just kind of stupid. they're womanizers and they are trying to compete with me constantly. they always come onto you whenever you're out.
you wish you could get a tattoo on your forehead that said lesbian so everyone would know. they just don't intrest you. nothing pisses me off about guys.
9. What piercings do you have?
snake bites or a septum. eyebrow, septum, or monroe. side of your lip or a hoop in your nose a small little stud in your nose none a medusa, a monroe, and cheek piercings if you can pierce it, i have it done already.
10. Your myspace song is by...
armor for the broken or job for a cowboy tegan and sara or death cab for cutie the distillers or from first to last lil wayne or t-pain ani difranco. it changes daily.
11. Your best friend is...
into shows and has like, 20978908 friends on myspace. she's just like you. somebody that you can talk to whenever and knows exactly what you're saying even when you don't make sense. the only guy you will ever trust. the best gay guy you know and your favorite shopping buddy. your headphones. a bisexual who you've been on and off with for years.
12. What kind of lesbian do you think you are?
dyke. lipstick lesbian. i have no clue. butch or scene kid. femme. chapstick lesbian.